period:	WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period:	How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period:	How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period:	Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period:	See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period:	Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period:	Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period:	See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period:	For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period:	Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period:	You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period:	Yell at a puppy.
period:	Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.